12 January 2009

My Middle Class Accident

We started to make a list of middle class accidents to possibly submit to McSweeney's for their next book of lists. Please present any suggestions in a comment.

- Bashing your knee on the Aga.

- Trapping your hand in the french sliding doors of the conservatory.

- Losing the keys to the BMW 3-series.

- Papercut from the Littlewoods 2006 catalogue.

- Not saving a draft copy of a blog entry.

- Losing your copy of Willenium.

3 comments:

rorydcs said...

There are thousands, lets tackle a few:

-spilling a bottle of Hardy's on your white Ikea rug.

-your mum adds you on facebook and sees photos of your drinking.

-you get a really bad hangover and get fired from your internship.

Lutrinae said...

You big idea-stealer, you.

As long as I get a credit.

R

Anonymous said...

-burning yr bottom on the bidet because the water comes out too hot...

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