22 September 2008

My Gaming Crisis

Worth watching. So funny, This mother is banning her kid from World of Warcraft.


Oh and this poem, if you can figure out the trick then I'll buy you a drink. Comment ahoy.

Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.

And has anyone else found the option on facebook that lets you change everything into pirate language? So much fun it almost justifies facebook.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's really clever! it's a palindrome

Chantal said...

Pretty easy really - it reads one way from the top, then reads in reverse from the bottom, with both the forward and reverse meeting at the "Be still I fill its ebb" line.

Having 'Evil' and 'Live' in the second and second-to-last lines kinda gave the game away in my opionion..

If I could have a Mint Julep, that'd be super.

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