Three Sips of Tepid Iced Tea...

I've decided to set homework for anyone who wants it. More than anything it might be an interesting exploration of character. You don't have to send me the results if you don't want. I think perhaps exercises like this are good for the soul.

1) Sum up the entire reason for your existence and the reason behind what you do and why you do it in less than 21 words.

2) Remove any adjectives.

3) Rewrite the result of part 2 without using the letter 'e'.

If you like you can comment the results or just keep them to yourself. If someone asks me to do it I'll give it a shot but I'm interested in other people's opinions. Try and be honest with yourself if you do it. Remember, you have no-one to impress.